A Little Fire Burning
in episode 69...
God time is Lit...
We figure out Bernie's next move...
debate video games...
Pitch a Flintstones corona drama...
Max watches fish videos…
Christian is scared of monkey magic...
Cortes has a shit carbon footprint…
and all things are possible thru god... including the first ever 150 million dollar faith based Sci Fi film.
A totally not depressing episode of Where's My Burrito where we detail all of the ways Jared Leto is a totally normal man who is definitely in touch with common people. Also Crypty is back and sassier than ever.
Chillary Clinton and Mitt "i'm a narc" Romney take up some real estate in this mostly Corona-free episode, as well as a sitcom pitch called "Biden and Bernie", a brief bit of speculative Mormon history and the latest installment of Malibu Homicide.
Christian goes into a death spiral over Super Tuesday while Max coins the name 'Pooper Tuesday' and keeps repeating it until Christian begrudgingly accepts it as the new name for the latest in many shitty Tuesdays.
Max gets fired and Christian hires his mom as his replacement.
Equal parts extended therapy session and writer’s room, Christian grapples with his inability to take compliments, while we workshop a Coyote Ugly requel, a new American epic about graverobbin’, and break our longest-running segment streak with the fourth episode of Malibu Homicide.
Christian proclaims his love for vodka above all things while also educating Max on philosophy and telling a parable about vegetarian retribution. Max regales Christian with tales of a Harry Potter universe that’s set in a blisteringly hot Florida theme park and packed with miserable fanny pack wearing tourists.
EP 3 of Malibu Homicide continues the saga and ties with our other most recurring segment, Face/Off recaps. Will we last longer than 3 eps? Yes.
Predators,, Rocky, Buddha crossovers?
Christian pitches a sequel to Buffy and Max realizes this masterpiece in real time.
Christian Has earthquake realty plans
How you feeling bout this virus
and Calm Chris 2020 is formally introduced.
61... We begin with the first installment of a new, weird, probably, terrible improv bit called Malibu Homicide,
Then things begin to spiral.
Wars begin, Friendships end, All over the methods of eating a Reese’s cup.
Christian suffers a loss, Max recounts his glory days as a crematorium boy as a backdoor pilot for a new hit sitcom, Christian has a small meltdown over California King mattresses, and Max regales Christian with the proud California heritage of forcing bears and bulls to fight each other.
Where’s My Burrito? Is bicoastal.
In honor of this, the boys pivot and make the how a murder mystery hellbent on solving the Biggie/Tupac murders…
But almost immediatley give that up to talk about Beetljuice the musical.
Christian fixes terrorism while pitching terrorism.
Mama McCarty comes to town
and Christian moves to LA.
It’s an episode chalk full of specialty lawyers, Creepy Arkansans and just a smidge of the most useless super power ever.
Christian de-winterizes both his vehicle and his entire damn life in preparation for his move to the City of Angles.
Christian is married.
We talk slap fighting, delusional Tomatoes, Fainting on Planes, Elizabeth Warren's alleged murder, and living in Europe for a month!
Also featuring, Fever Dreams and Hansel & Gretel
No Gremlins, no Midgets, no terrorists, DJ’s are milk men. Coyotes run rampant. Christian and Max are secretly 14 years old. This load is revolutionary.
Max and Christian complain about Times Square and religion before doing a long-form pitch for a blockbuster that the whole family can enjoy.
Christian and Max spend the delightful final 5 minutes pitching a movie where Wolverine is a baby that never ages but has the mind and life-experiences of a full grown Wolverine man. The minutes preceding that are a foggy swirl of anxiety, philosophy, founding fathers, and the long, well-documented death of America’s dignity.
On this week's installment...
Christian goes back to the swamp...
Talk top 10 mass shootings (not really)
Profess love for Twig Phoenix's brother
and get religious...sort of.
In this super-sized episode, Max reads Everest facts off of wikipedia while Christian loudly tries to renegotiate his cable plan over the phone.
Christian reckons with his toilet monster past and ponders what he’d do if he was dying all while wearing an adult onesie and day-drinking Vodka. Max tries to lighten the mood by talking about climate change and race relations in America.
We made it to episode 50! We did it! We talk about Ayn Rand show-running American Idol and a drug-abusing diva peanut but WHO CARES. That’s not the point! 50 eps on the books!
Dale Cooper isn’t even mentioned in this episode! Yay!