A Little Fire Burning
In this totally not blasphemous episode God appears from the heavens to defend Christian’s joke material, we continue to excoriate Ben Shapiro for existing, and take a trip down memory lane revisiting all of the car-related trauma Max was put through by everyone.
Tommy Lee Jones is out of control and must, must be stopped. His dereliction of duties as an elderly Space Cowboy, a regular Cowboy, and a cowboy-tinged “Law Enforcement Type” are beyond the pale. This Tommy is unleashed, unchained, and unencumbered.
In another installment of an on going conversation…
Christian and Max yell about frugality and pharos…
I’m not here to teach you what a fucking gerund is…
The difference between Snow and Sleet
Create their own crypto…
It’s a bird, it’s a plane, It’s the Jeff Bezos of Super heroes.
What’s your favorite trying?
Greek mythology... The RNC... The origins of the Marvel Universe... How do they all combine?
Haphazardly at best.
We kick off this episode workshopping our most cogent and realistic film idea to date: an anthropomorphized surly hurricane that has a love affair with a regular horse, and then fights El Nino, his estranged son. After that this totally serious episode gets into the hypothetically trippy history of the Salem Witch Trials and dance epidemics, reveals Christians dark history with a drug addict puppet, and seriously asks how Batman is in any way helping battle systemic racism.
Disney's America...
Trump Vs Lady Voice Lincoln…
A Civil War TMZ situation...
The Infamous Roach Incident...
(R)obama...
Get Fucked William Henry Harrison... 31 days
A Nuclear Deterrent from being an asshole...
a greek Version of Fraser..
We pitch evolution of the Octopus... Hectapus
NO CHILD OF MINE IS GOING TO PLAY THAT SQUID INSTRUMENT.
Golden State Killers, Bear Youtube, and Epstein’s main squeeze Ghislaine Maxwell round out a wholesome episode that also features an extended David Carradine auto-erotic asphyxiation bit. Rated E for Everyone.
Rona Runs Rampant…
JK Be Terfin…
Trump Stumpers in the motherfuckin house
Christian pitches a racial version of that Split disease
The many sins and Lies of Christian and MAx are revealed
morally descend into a nightmare version of Annie that is still somehow more cartoonish than the original.
You hear about these Dutch Torture Chambers?
What’s the best fruit?
Christian doesn’t understand Bananas.
Max Watches Hamilton
Edgar Allen Poe is overrated
Ravens need to imagine themselves in the creation of our nation.
Shout out to the amazing women all taking the L for the Team.
On this week's installment...
Christian calls women dirty pieces of tape...(but it makes sense)
Proposes a galactic solution to racism...
Max give his Top 5 presidential speeches that were given under the influence...
Begrudgingly give a nazi credit..
Ja Rule needs money...
and Xzibit comes out as a fraud.
On this week’s episode…
Christian meets wolves…
Ponder the Voldemort of Natural Disasters…
Christian runs for School Board…
give Bear Hitchcock is rightful praise…
And Max creates the perfect candidate.
On this week’s installment…
Christian is bad at DnD…
We take a pit stop in OZ…
Make john Goodman a sex Symbol who also may be the devil…
Why fandom is terrible…
Stroll down Bonnaroo memory lane…
Max looks like Riff Raff…
Hulk Hogan is a hot dog…
and Max is a budget boy!
In memory of George Floyd. Black Lives Matter.
This ep has everything, Syphilis, Admiral Ackbar, George Carlin perpetrating mass tragedies, Something about Pterodactyls and then our nations darkest hour, the systematic elimination of Letters by numbers.
On this week's installment of an ongoing conversation, Spielberg scapegoats Rita Moreno... look back at the failure of the Game of Thrones finale 1 year later... Pitch the follow up series, Thrones '77 set in New York with a Weekend at Bernie's Dany Pitch Finale Fixers, where we fix your finales. Try (and Fail) to make a funny MeToo moment. Nicholson reveals himself in the eleventh hour.
and we’re current!
Rona Update…
Christian makes his mom watch Breaking Bad
Max watches Whale videos and Christian Imagine his new aquatic overlord, Bruce
Monkey Marx, a victim of his hijacked ideology.
Christian explains brain functions poorly
and For fuck’s sake, mom. stop making DMT.
On the final day of Christian's 20's,
The boys talk Coffee, Bubble boys, Mormonism...
Reminisce about bad Whiskey…
Devolve into devious bit called Theater Critic Baby...
Ponder Black time travel and end up in TylerTown
In this week’s Cuomo Corner, the boys talk about Cuomosexuals, and the mysteries of Andrew Cuomo’s nips.
Christian details the latest Louie CK special, NAMBLA enters the chat, and an aging Kevin Bacon stars in Footloose 2: Ren’s Renvenge. Christian has an extended bit about Randy Newman where he calls him Randall a lot.
In a world run rampant by Rona,
Christian and Max talk the hierarchy of Theme Park movie rides...
Christian works on a bit where he can be a feminist and a sexist at the same time...
Can't remember Autobots in the moment...
Christian thinks the nazi's are Indiana jones villains first, mass murders second.
Rona Update
Another thrilling chapter in the Malibu Homicide series.
